We just came from reading a headline that stated that Sarah Palin had put to rest speculation that she had a boob job. She did this by stating that she didn't have one. So, my question is this: when does the press actually start doing their job and finding facts rather than just reporting the statements of a pathological liar as truth? If Sarah Palin says she's a fucking unicorn would we see headlines the next day stating it as fact? I suspect we would. "Holy Crap-- How Did We Never Notice Until Now That Sarah Palin is so Obviously a Unicorn?" Greta would ask. The Washington Post would have a field day with op eds about how the constitution actually was written to allow for a unicorn to be president. Her dipshit fans would come up with Biblical reasons why she was the second coming based on her unicornity. Fashion magazines would realize that the reason for spending 340k on clothes and the like was to disguise her unicorn appearance. The rest of the pundits would laugh their asses off at anyone who crazily suggested that she didn't actually appear to have a horn on her forehead.
She put to rest speculation that her now infamous "wild ride" was a hoax by saying it was just the gosh darned truth. Never mind that the story is basically impossible. She may as well have stated that she gave birth on Mars and some friendly aliens gave her a lift back to earth where she and her Down Syndrome newborn then slayed and field dressed a dragon before welcoming Princess Diana for tea. She says the boob job stories have a great deal in common with the stories about her faked pregnancy:
"A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child," Palin continued.
We agree. Any time the press would like to start finding actual facts to report would not be too soon. Sarah Palin had a boob job. That's pretty clear because she hasn't even bothered to threaten to sue anyone. Remember when she used to do that? She kept saying, for a while, that she was going to sue bloggers who commented on her pregnancy fantasy. She never sued anyone. The reason? When you go to court you have to present proof. Proof would be as simple as presenting medical records. Those records prove she's a liar. Sarah's a unicorn. Don't believe it? Check out the photographic "proof" above.
No, her boobs and her breast augmentation surgery are not a big issue, even if said boobies have visibly gotten much bigger of late. What is an issue is her inability to tell the truth about anything, and the fact that the press is just too fucking lazy to find facts.
And now, for a little video bonus:
Notice she said "not my own child" she stop saying that she gave birth to him.
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